Getting off on the wrong foot

Getting off on the wrong foot with your flight attendants is not a smart move.  Regardless if the flight is 30 minutes or 8 hours.  Coming on board with a bad attitude isnt a good idea since the flight attendants are the ones who guide safety, beverages and all that.  If things start out bad he/she will remember that about you.  Then that person becomes the topic of galley gossip.  Not only where you an ass to that one flight attendant but the rest of the crew will soon learn who you are.  Just be nice and play by the rules.  If we ask you to do something just do it.  The FAA has regulations they want the flight attendants to inform everyone about.  If we are ask you to do something it's because your out of regulation.  

So today this lady came on with her baby and asked me if the flight was full and like most flights we were going to be full.  She didn't like that. She didn't want to be uncomfortable with her baby and husband.  Of corse the solution to that is buy another seat.  Having boarded first she had plenty of time to change her baby's diaper before the door closes.  Did she? No! She complained to her husband how the plane was too small a d they don't have room and blah blah blah.  While taxiing out to the runway she put her tray table down and props the little one on it to change his fucking diaper.  Lady your just nasty! People use the table to eat off of.  Would you change your little one on your kitchen table? Hell no!  Later on while I am eating my salad she try's to hand me the dirty diaper.  Seriously? I am eating my one meal I am going to have today.  I am not taking your kids dirty diaper. Of corse this mom is a classy mom and pops her boob out to fed him with no blanket. The child and her both fall asleep and her boob is still hanging out of her shirt.  Have some respect lady! For yourself and everyone around you.  Of corse the husband gets upset when everyone passing to use the lav looks at her tit.  Cover it up no one wants to see that.

My airline assigns seats to everyone so it's expected you take your assign seat.  This spoiled bitch with her fake designer purse decides she is going to sit up front, her seat assignment was in row 12 but she didn't feel like walking back there.  A very tall male passenger boarded and said that someone was in his seat, his seat was where little miss prissy had chosen to sit.  She told him that she got on first and it was her choice to sit there and that he would have to take her seat in row 12. Nope doesn't work like that on my airline, last I checked the side of my plane doesn't say Southwest. She refused to move.  It got down to the point where we gave her 2 options.  Move to your assigned seat or take another flight.  I don't think I've ever seen anyone move so quickly!